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Feedback from native speakers is appreciated, although keep in mind that I don't intend on it being 100% accurate so I don't intend of adding a trillion exceptions

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In order for me to better pick up on the literal pages of rules while trying to German. I ended up attempting a slightly different approach. I ended up just turning it into some code. in case someone is interested.

people: "static linking is bad"
me: "haha, portable binary goes brrr"

- Knock Knock!

- An async function

- Who's there?

While all the idiots are outside hoarding toilet paper. I'm just hoarding more movies towards my hard drive in case internet capacity will become an issue (which I can totally see happening now that we're on lockdown). Suggestions for more movies are welcome :)

Ran into this by accident legit surprised to read that in the Netherlands you'll generally not need permission to take someone their picture and publish it πŸ€”
Extremely happy to live in a country where you even need consent for taking a picture though πŸ˜‚

My wife told me to take a spider out rather than just squash it. Took him down the pub and turns out he's a really nice bloke, Yeah, he's a web designer.

(As heard on the flats and shanks rugby podcast)
#DadJoke #SFW

Git is planning to switch to SHA-256 soon. This is all great news, but the best thing is the command to convert an existing repo to the new hash. It reads like a shitpost and gets better with each argument:

git convert-repo --to-hash=sha-256 --frobnicate-blobs --climb-subtrees --liability-waiver=none --use-shovels --carbon-offsets


Want to see not only #melons, #bowlingballs, a water-filled #yoga ball, but also a #car and a #boat versus a kevlar reinforced #trampoline?

#MarkRober, known amongst other things for his giant #SuperSoaker and #PackageThief #GlitterBomb, and the people from the #HowRidiculous #YouTube channel got you covered:

Remember this meme? Turns out the person behind that meme is an archivist at a Library and he wasn't fully happy with his image being used with what was essentially racial slurs. Also, because digitizing history is his job, he's also bummed that meme generators won't accept a higher res of his image lol

When you run 'docker image prune' and suddenly have space for an entire collection of 4k UHD rips:


Funny enough this is very clear about what my dumb Russian in Netherlands living friend once thought/joked about. She was joking how she could do GDPR requests because she lives in Netherlands while my Swiss girlfriend couldn't because she doesn't live in EU. She didn't get when I laughed directly into her face. Something about stricter privacy laws in Switzerland forever...

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